i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
she pinky promised me she was 18
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Randomize