some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
