Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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