i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
