I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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