I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She bit a glass in half.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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