Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Drake has all the answers
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Fuck me I smell like cheese
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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