They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
He shit in the fireplace
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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