You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
