bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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