she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
smell my finger.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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