Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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