Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You are a genius and a whore.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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