jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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