your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
it hurts more in the daytime
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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