I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
