He asked to "fluff my boner.."
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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