Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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