ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
