she was so not down for the gang bang
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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