i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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