its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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