You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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