Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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