This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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