i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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