you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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