Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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