now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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