There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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