Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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