oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize