i wish there were pregnant emoticons
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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