Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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