love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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