who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
My vagina is very pro this idea
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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