Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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