Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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