lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize