i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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