What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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