# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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