Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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