I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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