Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
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