ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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