if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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