So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
kristin has been a bad kristin
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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