her vagine was all disorganized.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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