Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
