he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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