Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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