Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I need moral support for this bender
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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